Christmas Eve, the time when the obligatory Christmas greetings are probably unavoidable. I don't want to spend too many words on this unique holiday that boosts our economy. Therefore, I will let two beautiful Christmas poems speak for themselves.
Imagine I saw the Christkind
I ran it over, it was an accident
I had just closed my little eyes
dreaming while driving in heavenly peace
on this oh holy night
the Christkind made acquaintance with my radiator
Then I also saw Santa Claus
He was just urging his reindeer
I wanted to overtake him, the slow guy
didn't see the oncoming traffic
I swerved, but unfortunately not Santa
a short bump and he stuck to the Manta
Then I also saw Nikolaus
he was just storming out of the brothel
he was running across the street in a hurry
wanted to buy new presents on the other side
He probably didn't see me
in any case, only his boots were left standing.
And the moral of the story
is - don't drive your car too fast
because when I got home, I had to cry
my beautiful car had three dents
from the Christkind, Santa, and Nikolaus
yes, next Christmas, that will probably be out.
When the snow falls wonderfully
And the children are happy,
When the black ice is on the street,
And we all need a mulled wine,
Then you know, it is time:
She is here, the Christmas season
Every parking garage is occupied,
Because the people are driving now
All to Kaufhof, Mediamarkt,
Almost getting a heart attack.
Shopping brainless things
And the Christmas bell rings.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas everyone...
Mother in the kitchen bakes
Chocolate, nut, and almond cookies
Daddy in the next room
Decorates a giant Christmas tree
He is hanging up the balls,
Then he falls from the ladder...
Finally, the little children
Come into the room
And the family sings
Horribly: "Oh, Christmas tree!"
And everyone in the house
Is unpacking the presents.
Merry Christmas, merry Christmas,
Hear the music, see the lights,
Frohe Weihnacht, Frohe Weihnacht,
Merry Christmas everyone...
Mama finds under the fir tree
A brand new Teflon pan,
Papa gets a tie and socks,
Everybody is rejoicing.
The president speaks on TV,
All around is harmony,
Until mother runs into the kitchen:
In the oven, the Christmas goose is burning.
And so the fire department comes
With sirens, here they are,
And they bring a long, long hose
And a long, long ladder too.
And they shout - "Water on!",
Christmas is - now in ? A?...
