GWAR - Fill your stockings and other body openings with new toys from GWAR this holiday season!!!
Grab it, folks! The unique Cuttlefish of Cthulu, long-time companion of the late Oderus Urungus from GWAR, can now be taken home as your very own adult toy!
GWAR has recently taken control of the glowing phallus forges deep in the Bad Dragon lair, where legendary sex smiths work day and night to produce the highest quality fantasy toys for adults in the industry. The result is a new monster tail for the inhabitants of planet Earth. Now you too can wield the incredible power of the winged tail of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu!
The original Cuttlefish was somewhat larger and as appetizing as a burrito from the Mission District in San Francisco, but this model comes in a variety of sizes from Small to Extra Large. Regardless of size, each of these pieces is larger than life itself, just like GWAR! The signature model even glows in the dark! Bad Dragon has only a limited number of these abominations available, and they fall into our inventory like heads in a basket. Bohabs!
At https://gwar.net/collections/toys and https://Bad-dragon.com, you can secure your own phallus in Wonderland today!
But that's not all, your lords and masters from GWAR have also unveiled the second series of their collaboration with Knuckleheadz, the GWAR Half Pints. This set includes Pustulus Maximus, Balsac The Jaws of Death, and Bonesnapper the Cave Troll.
These are also available at https://gwar.net/collections/toys.
Grab it, folks! The unique Cuttlefish of Cthulu, long-time companion of the late Oderus Urungus from GWAR, can now be taken home as your very own adult toy!
GWAR has recently taken control of the glowing phallus forges deep in the Bad Dragon lair, where legendary sex smiths work day and night to produce the highest quality fantasy toys for adults in the industry. The result is a new monster tail for the inhabitants of planet Earth. Now you too can wield the incredible power of the winged tail of Oderus Urungus, the Cuttlefish of Cthulu!
The original Cuttlefish was somewhat larger and as appetizing as a burrito from the Mission District in San Francisco, but this model comes in a variety of sizes from Small to Extra Large. Regardless of size, each of these pieces is larger than life itself, just like GWAR! The signature model even glows in the dark! Bad Dragon has only a limited number of these abominations available, and they fall into our inventory like heads in a basket. Bohabs!
At https://gwar.net/collections/toys and https://Bad-dragon.com, you can secure your own phallus in Wonderland today!
But that's not all, your lords and masters from GWAR have also unveiled the second series of their collaboration with Knuckleheadz, the GWAR Half Pints. This set includes Pustulus Maximus, Balsac The Jaws of Death, and Bonesnapper the Cave Troll.
These are also available at https://gwar.net/collections/toys.
