Here is the courageous attempt of a person from Cologne and two former residents from Neukölln and South Korea to land a genuine Cologne Carnival hit! What do you think? It should actually work, right? If the piece is somewhat well received by you, we will of course only sing in Kölsch in the future, that's clear. And like all Kölner*innen, we also have boxes of carnival costumes ready under our beds for every occasion that arises. Thematically, the piece addresses the incredibly top-secret development plans of the city of Cologne. A heartfelt thank you to the dear Claus for the wonderful Kölsch translation, the stunning multi-part singing, and the brilliant harmonica solo! ...
And now everyone: "When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, traffic in the city would be significantly less congested. When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, an old Roman treasure would be found and all Kölner would get a free haircut. And even Mrs. Schmidt would find it wonderful, because every time the heavy flood comes, her cellar fills up to the top. And what she saves at her hairdresser now, her chauffeur receives as a tip. When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, traffic in the city would be significantly less congested. If the zoo is closed and the animals are massacred, the big cat enclosures would be converted into rental apartments. The good Mrs. Schmidt would find it wonderful, because tiger fur simply looks great on her! Only a pelican that survives this and then delivers the house mail at WDR." ...
And because it was so nice, once again from the beginning, for all non-Kölner*innen: "When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, traffic in the city would be less congested. When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, an old Roman treasure would be found and all Kölner would get a free haircut. And even Mrs. Schmidt would find it wonderful, because her cellar always filled up during floods. And what she now saves at her hairdresser, her chauffeur receives as a tip. When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, traffic in the city would be less congested. If the zoo is closed and the animals are massacred, the big cat enclosures would be converted into rental properties. The good Mrs. Schmidt would find it wonderful, because tiger fur simply looks great on her, great, great! Only a pelican that survives this and then delivers the house mail at WDR."
Music video: When the Rhine is pumped out
Singing and harmonica: Claus Lüer (Chefdenker, Casanovas schwule Seite, Knochenfabrik)
Music: Affenzauberhand Album: Hört die Engelchen singen! Camera/Cookie baking world champion: Norbert Lehmur Camera/Edit: East Asian Berndgorilla Mastering: Moritz Maier Music production All about ⒶFFENZⒶUBERHⒶND here: https://www.instagram.com/affenzauberhand/ https://www.facebook.com/Affenzauberhand-267654706732970
And now everyone: "When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, traffic in the city would be significantly less congested. When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, an old Roman treasure would be found and all Kölner would get a free haircut. And even Mrs. Schmidt would find it wonderful, because every time the heavy flood comes, her cellar fills up to the top. And what she saves at her hairdresser now, her chauffeur receives as a tip. When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, traffic in the city would be significantly less congested. If the zoo is closed and the animals are massacred, the big cat enclosures would be converted into rental apartments. The good Mrs. Schmidt would find it wonderful, because tiger fur simply looks great on her! Only a pelican that survives this and then delivers the house mail at WDR." ...
And because it was so nice, once again from the beginning, for all non-Kölner*innen: "When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, traffic in the city would be less congested. When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, an old Roman treasure would be found and all Kölner would get a free haircut. And even Mrs. Schmidt would find it wonderful, because her cellar always filled up during floods. And what she now saves at her hairdresser, her chauffeur receives as a tip. When the Rhine is pumped out and the riverbed is asphalted, traffic in the city would be less congested. If the zoo is closed and the animals are massacred, the big cat enclosures would be converted into rental properties. The good Mrs. Schmidt would find it wonderful, because tiger fur simply looks great on her, great, great! Only a pelican that survives this and then delivers the house mail at WDR."
Music video: When the Rhine is pumped out
Singing and harmonica: Claus Lüer (Chefdenker, Casanovas schwule Seite, Knochenfabrik)
Music: Affenzauberhand Album: Hört die Engelchen singen! Camera/Cookie baking world champion: Norbert Lehmur Camera/Edit: East Asian Berndgorilla Mastering: Moritz Maier Music production All about ⒶFFENZⒶUBERHⒶND here: https://www.instagram.com/affenzauberhand/ https://www.facebook.com/Affenzauberhand-267654706732970
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