Since MATRIX 1, we know: We are all just bubbling in a nutrient solution, providing nasty machines with energy and are connected to the Matrix, which deceives us about the world as we know it: grass is green, the sky is blue, and bus drivers can't give change for 20 euros. The underground movement ZION, a submarine commander MORPHEUS, and his lovely assistant Moneypenny, uh, TRINITY, fight against the machines and their MR. SMITH agents, hoping for the savior NEO. NEO takes the red pill and not the blue one, before an ORACLE offers him the space cake of enlightenment: NEO discovers that he can fight incredibly fast and stop bullets. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS surprise with the announcement that the Matrix was planned as a trilogy from the very beginning.
In MATRIX 2 RELOADED, MR. SMITH can already make some funny faces, and NEO discovers that he a.) can fly and b.) is faster than the Concorde. In ZION, people dance to techno music while expecting a major attack from the machines. NEO, MORPHEUS & TRINITY set off with their ship named NEBUKADNEZAR, rescue a KEYMAKER, and try to pull the plug on the mainframe of the Matrix. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS even had a 15-kilometer-long highway built for this film for a chase scene with many agents and two albino stoners. Inside the Matrix, NEO is awaited by Sigmund Freud, who explains that NEO is already the sixth savior and that the ORACLE and ZION are merely correction programs within the Matrix. MORPHEUS cries bitterly until November, that is until
MATRIX 3 REVOLUTIONS comes out, in which NEO realizes that a.) ZION is also just a part of the MATRIX and b.) he can perform amazing somersaults, which is why NEO signs up for the Olympic Games in floor gymnastics. MR. SMITH becomes his coach. MORPHEUS & TRINITY set off in their new ship named POPOKATEPETEL, searching for the CLOCKMAKER to travel back in time to December 31, 1999, so that the Year-2000 bug can finally cripple the Matrix. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS had a Black Forest cuckoo clock and the Black Forest itself built for this film, where a wild chase takes place with NEO and eleven thousand genetically modified ALBINO scouts. When all matrices completely fail, NEO, MORPHEUS, and TRINITY disappear and wake up in a pink nutrient solution, and the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS surprise with the announcement that the Matrix was planned from the very beginning as a series of three trilogies.
MATRIX EPISODE 1 or also: C64 - THE BEGINNING takes place long before the Matrix trilogy. Mr. SMITH is a simple programmer at Commodore, who accidentally releases a mutated Pacman game that takes over the world within twenty years. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS had an atomic bomb built for this film and blew up an African desert. A resistance group led by the simple construction worker GÜNTHER MOROWSKE digs into the ground with an excavator named HANOMAG, establishes a resistance cell called ZONI, and waits for
MATRIX EPISODE 2: TRY & ERROR. This episodic film tells the stories of NEPOMUK, NERO, NOAH, NORBERT, and NOAM CHOMSKI, the five saviors mentioned in MATRIX 2 RELOADED before NEO, who set off with their ships named NAUTILUS, TITANIC, ENDURING FREEDOM, BISMARCK, and KALLE BLOMQUIST to destroy the Matrix. Mr. SMITH is now really bored, Sigmund Freud takes a job as a security guard in a parking garage because there are so many screens there, ZONI falls every time, the film flops, and therefore in
MATRIX EPISODE 3: THE ROMANCE Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne are back. ZONI is called ZION again, and MORPHEUS and TRINITY fight with their ship NORTH COTHLESTONE-HALL against Mr. SMITH and his machines, hoping for the savior NEO, who this time swallows the blue pill, falls asleep, and forgets everything. MORPHEUS gets angry and rapes the ORACLE. NEO, on the other hand, meets Meg Ryan, starts a family with her, and buys a semi-detached house that the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS had built especially for this film.
For MATRIX 7 FORMAT C, which is filmed in 2027 due to the box office disaster of its predecessor, the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS have Keanu Reeves cloned, who has long since retired from acting due to a permanent facial paralysis. NEO can now fly faster than the Enterprise at Warp 9 and recruits reinforcements from there for the fight against the Matrix. NEO searches for the LOVER with Beverly Crusher, which leads Trinity to first attempt suicide, but then prefer to become a lesbian, while a hot techno party is happening in ZehnVorne, where MORPHEUS and Captain Picard dance the clamp blues. On the holodeck, Sigmund Freud plays chess against himself.
MATRIX 8 WAR GAMES will be the biggest success of the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS, as for this film the moon is built and settled by ZION. The age-depressed alcoholic MR. SMITH sends out two ALBINO FOLK DANCE CIRCLES after his retirement, which are supposed to infiltrate the Ravenation ZION. MORPHEUS, NEO, TRINITY, and their lesbian friend TATU travel with their ship named NIKLAS LUHMANN to the mainframe of the Matrix to inject a virus, which, as Sigmund Freud emphasizes again this time, is merely a subprogram of a Matrix subprogram. For the portrayal of his subsequent nervous breakdown, the now 84-year-old Laurence Fishburne is awarded an Oscar, during which he takes off his sunglasses for the first time in 40 years.
MATRIX 9 GAME OVER. The machines are assimilated by the BORG and added to the collective. NEO wins in chess first against Sigmund Freud and then against God the Almighty. TRINITY and TATU kiss and win the Grand Prix. The blind MORPHEUS sets out alone and desperately in a ship named M.S. HANNELORE II in search of the FILMMAKERS, who have built something for him especially for this film. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS are missing, and the ORACLE unexpectedly announces that the Matrix was originally conceived as a Decalogue of ten trilogies.
In MATRIX 10 EXODUS, MORPHEUS becomes a senator in ZION and, due to his blood, sweat, and tears speeches, first becomes a respected ruler and later a feared despot. The ORACLE is incapacitated, and ZION becomes a dictatorship. MORPHEUS rules with an iron fist, a rebellion ensues, after which TRINITY and NEON lead the people of ZION to the promised land of Egypt, for which NEO parts the Red Sea and 120,000 Palestinian ALBINO suicide bombers drown. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS have built quite a lot for this film, which is why it never even makes it to theaters; instead, the FILMMAKERS go to therapy with Sigmund Freud. Warner sells the film rights for a symbolic euro to Germany, where the only film in the Matrix series without the involvement of the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS is made. The aging grandmaster of European cinema WIM WENDERS dares a furious comeback with
MATRIX 11 - SCREENSAVER and causes a moderate media scandal by deciding to cast the now 131-year-old Leni Riefenstahl as the ORACLE. For half of the film, NEO alias Daniel Brühl runs through ZION and listens to the thoughts of his fellow humans. After that, he is so frustrated that he searches for the blue pill in a bathroom cabinet named ALIBERT. MORPHEUS rescues the ancient and Alzheimer-stricken Mr. SMITH (Klaus Jürgen Wussow) from the Matrix with his airship named JÜRGEN W. MÖLLEMANN, which overwhelms him so much that TRINITY (Franka Potente) and NEO have to act out the rest of the film for him, so he continues to believe he is still within the Matrix. The ORACLE and Sigmund Freud have nothing to do in this film and exchange baking recipes that Alfred BIOLEK tries out especially for this film. Matrix 11 wins the Oscar for Best Foreign Film in 2032, the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS are released from the psychiatric ward, and immediately shoot
MATRIX 12 ALDI-PC, in which the doomed MR. SMITH confesses to NEO on his deathbed: 'Mr. Anderson, I am your father!' Just before he can answer NEO's question of whether the ORACLE is his mother, Mr. SMITH dies and is solemnly buried in MIDDLE FRITHAM. NEO & TRINITY set off with a ship named IST DOCH AUCH EGAL and search for the CHILDMAKER in the Matrix. Sigmund Freud explains that NEO's father received the child from the Holy Spirit. NEO swallows the blue pill, converts, and is elected the next pope, while TRINITY is burned as a witch and later canonized. Meanwhile, MORPHEUS discovers why the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS never give interviews, as they have in truth never existed, just like the Matrix, Zion, and all screenplays have never existed, but were merely crude fantasies of an internet forum for crazies. MORPHEUS enrolls in a film academy and soon after shoots his first film, MATRIZE - From Carbon Copy to Laser Copy. A documentary about the cultural history of reproduction...
In MATRIX 2 RELOADED, MR. SMITH can already make some funny faces, and NEO discovers that he a.) can fly and b.) is faster than the Concorde. In ZION, people dance to techno music while expecting a major attack from the machines. NEO, MORPHEUS & TRINITY set off with their ship named NEBUKADNEZAR, rescue a KEYMAKER, and try to pull the plug on the mainframe of the Matrix. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS even had a 15-kilometer-long highway built for this film for a chase scene with many agents and two albino stoners. Inside the Matrix, NEO is awaited by Sigmund Freud, who explains that NEO is already the sixth savior and that the ORACLE and ZION are merely correction programs within the Matrix. MORPHEUS cries bitterly until November, that is until
MATRIX 3 REVOLUTIONS comes out, in which NEO realizes that a.) ZION is also just a part of the MATRIX and b.) he can perform amazing somersaults, which is why NEO signs up for the Olympic Games in floor gymnastics. MR. SMITH becomes his coach. MORPHEUS & TRINITY set off in their new ship named POPOKATEPETEL, searching for the CLOCKMAKER to travel back in time to December 31, 1999, so that the Year-2000 bug can finally cripple the Matrix. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS had a Black Forest cuckoo clock and the Black Forest itself built for this film, where a wild chase takes place with NEO and eleven thousand genetically modified ALBINO scouts. When all matrices completely fail, NEO, MORPHEUS, and TRINITY disappear and wake up in a pink nutrient solution, and the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS surprise with the announcement that the Matrix was planned from the very beginning as a series of three trilogies.
MATRIX EPISODE 1 or also: C64 - THE BEGINNING takes place long before the Matrix trilogy. Mr. SMITH is a simple programmer at Commodore, who accidentally releases a mutated Pacman game that takes over the world within twenty years. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS had an atomic bomb built for this film and blew up an African desert. A resistance group led by the simple construction worker GÜNTHER MOROWSKE digs into the ground with an excavator named HANOMAG, establishes a resistance cell called ZONI, and waits for
MATRIX EPISODE 2: TRY & ERROR. This episodic film tells the stories of NEPOMUK, NERO, NOAH, NORBERT, and NOAM CHOMSKI, the five saviors mentioned in MATRIX 2 RELOADED before NEO, who set off with their ships named NAUTILUS, TITANIC, ENDURING FREEDOM, BISMARCK, and KALLE BLOMQUIST to destroy the Matrix. Mr. SMITH is now really bored, Sigmund Freud takes a job as a security guard in a parking garage because there are so many screens there, ZONI falls every time, the film flops, and therefore in
MATRIX EPISODE 3: THE ROMANCE Keanu Reeves and Laurence Fishburne are back. ZONI is called ZION again, and MORPHEUS and TRINITY fight with their ship NORTH COTHLESTONE-HALL against Mr. SMITH and his machines, hoping for the savior NEO, who this time swallows the blue pill, falls asleep, and forgets everything. MORPHEUS gets angry and rapes the ORACLE. NEO, on the other hand, meets Meg Ryan, starts a family with her, and buys a semi-detached house that the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS had built especially for this film.
For MATRIX 7 FORMAT C, which is filmed in 2027 due to the box office disaster of its predecessor, the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS have Keanu Reeves cloned, who has long since retired from acting due to a permanent facial paralysis. NEO can now fly faster than the Enterprise at Warp 9 and recruits reinforcements from there for the fight against the Matrix. NEO searches for the LOVER with Beverly Crusher, which leads Trinity to first attempt suicide, but then prefer to become a lesbian, while a hot techno party is happening in ZehnVorne, where MORPHEUS and Captain Picard dance the clamp blues. On the holodeck, Sigmund Freud plays chess against himself.
MATRIX 8 WAR GAMES will be the biggest success of the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS, as for this film the moon is built and settled by ZION. The age-depressed alcoholic MR. SMITH sends out two ALBINO FOLK DANCE CIRCLES after his retirement, which are supposed to infiltrate the Ravenation ZION. MORPHEUS, NEO, TRINITY, and their lesbian friend TATU travel with their ship named NIKLAS LUHMANN to the mainframe of the Matrix to inject a virus, which, as Sigmund Freud emphasizes again this time, is merely a subprogram of a Matrix subprogram. For the portrayal of his subsequent nervous breakdown, the now 84-year-old Laurence Fishburne is awarded an Oscar, during which he takes off his sunglasses for the first time in 40 years.
MATRIX 9 GAME OVER. The machines are assimilated by the BORG and added to the collective. NEO wins in chess first against Sigmund Freud and then against God the Almighty. TRINITY and TATU kiss and win the Grand Prix. The blind MORPHEUS sets out alone and desperately in a ship named M.S. HANNELORE II in search of the FILMMAKERS, who have built something for him especially for this film. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS are missing, and the ORACLE unexpectedly announces that the Matrix was originally conceived as a Decalogue of ten trilogies.
In MATRIX 10 EXODUS, MORPHEUS becomes a senator in ZION and, due to his blood, sweat, and tears speeches, first becomes a respected ruler and later a feared despot. The ORACLE is incapacitated, and ZION becomes a dictatorship. MORPHEUS rules with an iron fist, a rebellion ensues, after which TRINITY and NEON lead the people of ZION to the promised land of Egypt, for which NEO parts the Red Sea and 120,000 Palestinian ALBINO suicide bombers drown. The WACHOWSKI BROTHERS have built quite a lot for this film, which is why it never even makes it to theaters; instead, the FILMMAKERS go to therapy with Sigmund Freud. Warner sells the film rights for a symbolic euro to Germany, where the only film in the Matrix series without the involvement of the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS is made. The aging grandmaster of European cinema WIM WENDERS dares a furious comeback with
MATRIX 11 - SCREENSAVER and causes a moderate media scandal by deciding to cast the now 131-year-old Leni Riefenstahl as the ORACLE. For half of the film, NEO alias Daniel Brühl runs through ZION and listens to the thoughts of his fellow humans. After that, he is so frustrated that he searches for the blue pill in a bathroom cabinet named ALIBERT. MORPHEUS rescues the ancient and Alzheimer-stricken Mr. SMITH (Klaus Jürgen Wussow) from the Matrix with his airship named JÜRGEN W. MÖLLEMANN, which overwhelms him so much that TRINITY (Franka Potente) and NEO have to act out the rest of the film for him, so he continues to believe he is still within the Matrix. The ORACLE and Sigmund Freud have nothing to do in this film and exchange baking recipes that Alfred BIOLEK tries out especially for this film. Matrix 11 wins the Oscar for Best Foreign Film in 2032, the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS are released from the psychiatric ward, and immediately shoot
MATRIX 12 ALDI-PC, in which the doomed MR. SMITH confesses to NEO on his deathbed: 'Mr. Anderson, I am your father!' Just before he can answer NEO's question of whether the ORACLE is his mother, Mr. SMITH dies and is solemnly buried in MIDDLE FRITHAM. NEO & TRINITY set off with a ship named IST DOCH AUCH EGAL and search for the CHILDMAKER in the Matrix. Sigmund Freud explains that NEO's father received the child from the Holy Spirit. NEO swallows the blue pill, converts, and is elected the next pope, while TRINITY is burned as a witch and later canonized. Meanwhile, MORPHEUS discovers why the WACHOWSKI BROTHERS never give interviews, as they have in truth never existed, just like the Matrix, Zion, and all screenplays have never existed, but were merely crude fantasies of an internet forum for crazies. MORPHEUS enrolls in a film academy and soon after shoots his first film, MATRIZE - From Carbon Copy to Laser Copy. A documentary about the cultural history of reproduction...
